21 July, 2024

The Restaurant Review Chaos

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ARTICLE 4: Revenue Per Review - The New Business Metric

I was staring at two P&Ls that made no sense. Our 5-star fine dining spot was bleeding money while our 4.2-star taco joint printed cash. Then I divided revenue by review count. Holy shit. That number changed everything about how I run restaurants.

Revenue Per Review (RPR). Remember that term. It's going to change how you think about success.

The Metric That Doesn't Lie

Forget the stars, follow the money. Here's what I discovered after analyzing 10,000+ reviews across my eight restaurant concepts:

  • Fine dining RPR: $67 per review

  • Quick service RPR: $124 per review

  • Casual dining RPR: $89 per review

That 5-star fine dining disaster? It generated one review for every 15 covers. The taco joint? One review for every 7 covers. Do the math. Volume beats perfection every damn time.

Why Everyone Gets This Wrong

This metric doesn't lie because it connects customer engagement to actual revenue. Not sentiment. Not stars. Cold, hard cash.

My manager at the casual dining concept discovered this first. She came to me with a spreadsheet that made my head spin. "Chef, look at this. Our 4.3-star location generates $216 per review. The 4.8-star location? $71."

I didn't believe her. Spent all night verifying the numbers. She was right.

The Cheesecake Factory Lesson

You know what Cheesecake Factory's average rating is? 4.1 stars. You know what their revenue is? $2.5 billion.

Meanwhile, I've watched a dozen "perfect" 5-star restaurants close within two years. Why? They optimize for the wrong metric. They chase stars while CFO's chase revenue.

RPR shows you what actually matters: How much revenue each piece of customer feedback generates.

From $71 to $216: The Transformation

Here's exactly how we tripled RPR at our casual concept:

Before (RPR: $71)

  • Responded to reviews weekly

  • Generic "thank you" responses

  • No review generation strategy

  • Focused on perfect ratings

After (RPR: $216)

  • Responded within 2 hours

  • Specific, engaging responses

  • Automated review requests at peak satisfaction

  • Focused on volume and velocity

The kicker? Our star rating dropped from 4.8 to 4.3. Revenue increased 31%.

The Review Velocity Factor

Fresh reviews are worth 3x more than old ones. This isn't opinion—it's data from tracking every review across every location for three years.

Reviews from last 30 days: $312 RPR average Reviews 90+ days old: $89 RPR average

Why? Because customers trust recent feedback. A hundred 5-star reviews from 2019 mean nothing. Ten 4-star reviews from last week? That's money.

Building Your RPR Dashboard

Listen, I'm not a tech guy. But even I built this spreadsheet. Here's what you track:

  1. Monthly revenue

  2. Monthly review count

  3. Divide revenue by reviews

  4. Track by location, by platform

  5. Watch the trends

My RPR tracking spreadsheet is embarrassingly simple. Three columns. Revenue. Reviews. RPR. That's it.

But those three columns showed me:

  • Tuesday reviews worth 2.3x Sunday reviews

  • Google reviews worth 1.8x Yelp reviews

  • Reviews mentioning staff names worth 4.2x generic reviews

Platform RPR Breakdown

This will piss off the Yelp evangelists:

  • Google Reviews RPR: $147

  • Yelp Reviews RPR: $82

  • Facebook Reviews RPR: $43

  • TripAdvisor RPR: $198 (tourists spend more)

Every platform attracts different customers with different values. Track accordingly.

Why Michelin Stars Don't Equal Profit

I trained under Michelin-starred chefs. Respect the hell out of them. But Michelin stars don't pay bills. RPR does.

True story: Our fine dining concept hit its highest RPR ($267) the month after we lost a Michelin star. Why? We stopped being precious about perfection and started focusing on guest satisfaction that generates reviews.

The manager who discovered this metric first? She now runs operations for a restaurant group doing $50M annually. Because she understood what matters.

The RPR Reality Check

Not every review is equal. Here's what changes RPR:

High RPR Reviews:

  • Include photos (+67% RPR)

  • Mention specific dishes (+45% RPR)

  • Name staff members (+89% RPR)

  • Written by locals (+34% RPR)

Low RPR Reviews:

  • One-line reviews (-56% RPR)

  • No details (-41% RPR)

  • Anonymous complaints (-78% RPR)

Real P&L Impact

Over six months focusing on RPR instead of ratings:

  • Total revenue: +31%

  • Review volume: +178%

  • Average stars: -0.4 (who cares?)

  • Profit margin: +8.3%

My favorite unexpected success? Our airport location. 3.9 stars. Highest RPR in the portfolio at $341. Because we generate volume from travelers who actually review.

Stop Optimizing for the Wrong Metrics

Every restaurant dashboard I see tracks the same useless metrics:

  • Average star rating

  • Number of reviews

  • Response rate

  • Sentiment score

None of these pay bills. RPR pays bills.

Last week, a restaurant group hired me to consult. First thing I did? Calculated their RPR. The "best" location by traditional metrics had the worst RPR. The GM they were about to fire for "low ratings"? Highest RPR in the company.

This metric doesn't lie. Stars lie. Sentiment lies. Revenue per review tells you exactly how effectively you're converting customer experiences into both feedback and cash.

Start tracking RPR tomorrow. Or keep chasing stars while your competitors chase money.

Your choice.

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